I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
When you're at a birthday party and they bring out...
When you are just below the minimum word count on...
At home: I want to go out, I want friends.
When I go out: I want to go home, I hate people.
Teacher : You failed the test.
Student : You failed to educate.