January 2012
If I were to bump into Bruno at the pool... and...
Bruno: Hey!
Me: Hey. Nice to meet you. Can I take a picture with you?
Bruno: Sure!
Me: *hands camera to someone else*
Bruno: *reaches for the towel*
Me: Why are you grabbing the towel? You don't need that.
Bruno: What?
Me: What?
Isn't it obvious?
justhooligans:
preetilovesbruno:
fortheloveofbruno:
loversmarsbruno:
shelovesbm:
Lemme show you something Ryan…
Look at your pic:
and now look at Bruno’s:
So, I think BRUNO’s!
LMAO HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL . #dirtyHoolies
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KNEW BRUNO HAD IT.
cagaste Ryan.
Me if i ever kidnapped bruno:
bruno: oh my god! where am i? how did i get handcuffed?
me: hello there, dear
bruno: what the? who are you? where am i? HOW did i get cuffed?!
me: details, baby, details..
bruno: please, i beg you.. uncuff me, now...
me: i'll uncuff you..
bruno: oh, good
me: on one condition
bruno: ....
me: give me what i want
bruno: what?
me: it's simple, you give me what i want, and i'll give you what *you* want..
bruno: look.. uncuff me now, and i won't tell the cops!
me: too late, sweet thing
bruno: i swear, i have my phone in my pocket right now-
me: lololollololol nope
bruno: ??
me: i confiscated it.. i knew you'd try and use it
bruno: alright, enough, damnit! take these off of me.. get me out of here!
me: bruno, honey, i'll let you go.. just give me what i want. like i said, it's not that hard
bruno: no! i-
me: *climbs ontop of him*
bruno: what are you doing?!
me: now look, i want to go easy on you.. but you've left me no other choice..
bruno:
me:
bruno:
me:
bruno:
me: give me what i want, and i'll let you go free.. it's simple
bruno: you are insane!
me: drop your pants, now
bruno: what?
me: drop them, now..
bruno: no!
me: listen, motherfucker, take off your pants right this second
me: this is not a fucking game
Seeing how much Bruno sweats on stage
preetilovesbruno:
marssars06:
imagine how much he sweats while getting freaky in the sheets
Imagine how much he can make YOU under them sheets ;]
Isn't it obvious?
justhooligans:
preetilovesbruno:
fortheloveofbruno:
loversmarsbruno:
shelovesbm:
Lemme show you something Ryan…
Look at your pic:
and now look at Bruno’s:
So, I think BRUNO’s!
LMAO HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL . #dirtyHoolies
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO I KNEW BRUNO HAD IT.
cagaste Ryan.
I never thought that someone's neck could be so...
marssars06:
and then i saw Bruno’s
and then seeing it covered in sweat:
aslkghslkjf i can’t:
Seeing how much Bruno sweats on stage
preetilovesbruno:
marssars06:
imagine how much he sweats while getting freaky in the sheets
Imagine how much he can make YOU under them sheets ;]
CANADA IS PASSING A SOPA COPY IN 14 DAYS. EVEN IF... →
itsrainingcatsandpumps:
the letter is already written, so all you have to do is click send.
“Never call a girl ugly. They are all beautiful in...
Put a Disney Princess in my ask :)
fortheloveofbruno:
Cinderella - A dream or wish of mine.
Pocahontas - A time when I chose to be rebellious.
Mulan - A time when I had to be brave.
Jasmine - If I could escape somewhere, where would I go and who would I bring.
Belle - One of my favorite books.
Snow White - One of my favorite foods.
Ariel - One of my favorite songs.
Aurora - Something I did on one of my...
If I were ever to see Bruno shirtless ;
*walking around the pool side*
Me: ahh .. ahhh , is that .. is that ... ? *freaks out*
Friend: Omg it's Bruno Mars! Let's go get a picture! *walks over*
Bruno: Hey girls *grabs towel*
Me: .... *admiring the beauty*
Friend: Can we get a picture?
Me: ... *speechless*
Bruno: Yeah! Of course!
Friend: Thanks!
Me: .... *faints*
Bruno: Is..she..okay?
Friend: She'll be fine.
Imagine if you called a wrong number, and the...
lvbrunomarsmuch:
epic-humor:
-Hello? Mom?
-No. This is Bruno Mars.
Click here if you’re awkward!
BRUNO MARS YEAH BABY KSFNHEJBVHJBFDHVBDFVBHFDBHJBJD
Life On Mars: Beached →
phredleysetgo:
1/21/12:
Beach front show for 20,000. AND the ocean.
Forgot how many people that was. It’s a lot, for those of you who aren’t sure.
The boys discussing a game plan.
James looking satisfied after it all went down.
A question just popped into my head. I imagine there are people who…
It's better if you don't understand!!: Hooligans... →
jacobinao:
and i friggin love it ;D My Highschool teachers would be proud of me !! :D
- FUCK me already .. - Be in my belly !! - Get in me ! - Holy fucking shit he is sexy.. - Cute!? shut up hoe, he’s sexy.. - Love me some dimples.. - NAKED, HORNY and Vulnerable.. - NJDNQJFNQQQQANFJKLdNW DEAD!! - UNF….
